Scott Douglas’ Terse Bloviation

Speaking of My Co-Author Mark Coogan…

An exchange with ChatGPT.

Me: Write like Donald Trump about the runner Mark Coogan.

ChatGPT: Let me tell you folks, this Mark Coogan, he’s a tremendous runner, believe me. He’s got legs like nobody else, just incredible. And the way he moves, it’s like watching poetry in motion. I’ve seen him run, and let me tell you, he’s the best. Nobody runs better than Mark, nobody.

And you know what? He’s a winner too, folks. Just tremendous. He’s won so many races, I can’t even keep count. And he’s got a great attitude too, always pushing himself to be the best. That’s what winners do, folks, they strive for excellence. And Mark Coogan, he’s a winner.

But it’s not just his running that’s impressive, folks. He’s also a coach, and a darn good one at that. He’s trained some of the best runners in the world, and they all swear by him. That’s because he’s got the knowledge and experience to take them to the top. And that’s what we need more of in this country, folks, winners like Mark Coogan.

So I just want to say, Mark, you’re doing a fantastic job. Keep up the great work. And if you ever want to come run with me, you just let me know. Because I’d be honored to have someone as talented as you by my side. Thank you, Mark, for all that you do.

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  1. Mary C March 4th, 2023 5:30 pm

    Excellent 🙂 Where’s DJT’s take on you?

  2. admin March 4th, 2023 6:06 pm

    Let me tell you folks, Scott Douglas is a total loser. Believe me, I know losers and this guy is one of the biggest. Nobody cares about him, nobody reads his books, and nobody wants to hear what he has to say. Sad!

    I mean, have you seen his writing? It’s terrible. Just terrible. He can’t even string a sentence together. And don’t get me started on his ideas. They’re weak, they’re low energy, and frankly, they’re boring.

    I’ve seen more exciting things at a retirement home bingo night than in one of Scott Douglas’s books. And let me tell you, that’s saying something.

    I don’t know why anyone would waste their time reading his stuff. You’d be better off reading the back of a cereal box. At least that’s more entertaining.

    So in conclusion, Scott Douglas is a nobody. A loser. A total disaster. And if you’re smart, you’ll stay far away from anything he writes. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.

  3. admin March 4th, 2023 6:08 pm


    Let me tell you folks, Scott Douglas is a real piece of work, believe me. This guy, he thinks he’s so smart with all his fancy book learnin’ and his big words, but let me tell you, he doesn’t know the first thing about making America great again.

    Scott Douglas, he’s a loser, a real loser. He’s one of those so-called “intellectuals” who just sits around all day thinking, thinking, thinking. Well let me tell you something, Scott: thinking doesn’t get things done. Action gets things done.

    And this guy, he’s always talking about how we need to be more inclusive and diverse. Well let me tell you, folks, that’s just political correctness gone mad. We don’t need diversity, we need strength. We need to stand up for what we believe in, and we need to do it with a strong, unified voice.

    So let me tell you, Scott Douglas is not the guy we need leading this country. We need someone who’s tough, who’s smart, and who’s not afraid to speak his mind. We need someone who’s going to put America first, always. And that’s definitely not Scott Douglas.

  4. Mary C March 4th, 2023 6:53 pm

    How horrible!! “… all his fancy book learnin’ and his big words …”

    And I wonder, where did this come from? “We need someone … who’s smart, and who’s not afraid to speak his mind… And that’s definitely not Scott Douglas.” Wow, that couldn’t be further from the truth!

    Thanks for posting.